So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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