do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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