no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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