At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
where am i from again
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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