Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
