and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm passing your future prison.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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