i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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