I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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