Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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