what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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