IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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