Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Everyone says I win the strip club
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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