god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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