I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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