Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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