Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You pole danced in your parka.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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