As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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