Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Shame is for Republicans.
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