Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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