i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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