I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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