OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
We got so high we made milksteak
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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