I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Do I have a choice?
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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