it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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