It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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