Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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