he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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