so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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