Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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