New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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