Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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