they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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