how hairy? two words: wookie tits
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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