I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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