Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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