doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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