Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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