I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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