i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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