just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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