Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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