time to smoke my breakfast
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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