I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Randomize
