I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I need a burrito and a hug.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Randomize
