Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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