What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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