i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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