i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize