thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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