I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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