Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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