Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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