I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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