Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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