her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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